Sure, they’ll call you an apple, a pear, an inverted triangle or God-knows-what-else when the time comes to categorize your body, but the reality is –no one ever talks like that when they’re actually buying clothes, underwear or swimwear. A woman will go to the store and say “I need something to cover up my hips and emphasize my breasts” or “My booty is too flat and my chest too big, what’s the best solution to plump up the first and tone down the latter?”